MOVIE TIME
AN OLD FARMER WENT TO TOWN TO SEE A MOVIE............>>>>>> THE TICKET AGENT ASKED, "SIR, WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR SHOULDER?">>>>>>THE OLD FARMER SAID, "THAT'S MY PET ROOSTER CHUCK.>>>>>>WHEREVER I GO, CHUCK GOES.">>>>>> "I'M SORRY SIR," SAID THE TICKET AGENT. "WE CAN'T ALLOW ANIMALS IN THE >>> THEATER.">>>>>>THE OLD FARMER WENT AROUND THE CORNER AND STUFFED THE BIRD DOWN HIS>>>OVERALLS. THEN HE RETURNED TO THE BOOTH, BOUGHT A TICKET, AND ENTERED>>>THE THEATER.>>>>>>HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO TWO OLD WIDOWS NAMED MILDRED AND MARGE.>>>>>>THE MOVIE STARTED AND THE ROOSTER BEGAN TO SQUIRM.>>>>>>THE OLD FARMER UNBUTTONED HIS FLY SO CHUCKY COULD STICK HIS HEAD OUT>>>AND WATCH THE MOVIE.>>>>>>"MARGE," WHISPERED MILDRED.>>>>>>"WHAT?" SAID MARGE.>>>>>>"I THINK THE GUY NEXT TO ME IS A PERVERT.">>>>>>"WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SO?" ASKED MARGE.>>>>>>"HE UNDID HIS PANTS AND HE HAS HIS THING OUT", WHISPERED MILDRED.>>>>>>"WELL, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT", SAID MARGE.>>>"HECK, AT OUR AGE WE'VE SEEN'EM ALL">>>>>>"I THOUGHT SO TOO", SAID MILDRED, "BUT THIS ONE'S EATIN' MY POPCORN."
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