Dog breeds that didn't make it:
Collie + Lhasa ApsoCollapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport
Spitz + Chow ChowSpitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot
Bloodhound + BorzoiBloody Bore, a dog that's not much fun
Pointer + SetterPoinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet
Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye TerrierBlue Skye, a dog for visionaries
Great Pyrenees + DachshundPyradachs, a puzzling breed
Pekingnese + Lhasa ApsoPeekasso, an abstract dog
Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer SpanielIrish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as awhistle
Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated RetrieverLab Coat Retriever, the choice of researchscientists
Newfoundland + Basset HoundNewfound Asset Hound, a dog for financialadvisors
Terrier + BulldogTerribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes
Bloodhound + LabradorBlabador, a dog that barks incessantly
Malamute + PointerMoot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn'tmatter anyway
Collie + MalamuteCommute, a dog that travels to work
Deerhound + TerrierDerriere, a dog that's true to the end
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"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult." -- Rita Rudner
"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money." -- Joe Weinstein
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These are 'real' breeds of dog, as collected from licence applicationsand wants forms at a US dog shelter.
Westminster TerrierRhode Island RidgebackPalmeranianCopper SpanielBlack Labrador (from a license app, dog's color was yellow)Dorky TerrierEl Paso (attempt at Lhasa Apso)Highland HeelerAlaskan MalibuBasket HoundBagleWelch Corgi Wild Haired TerrierCarrion TerrierWineamimerRockweldersGreat Pekingese (supposed to be Pyrenees)Miniature DatsunIrish SettlerJack Daniels TerrierBorderline Collie
Friday, May 4, 2007
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