[Humor] High Jump

A plane is about to crash. There are 5 passengers on board, but there are only 4 parachutes.
The first passenger says:
"I am Renaldo, the best soccer player in the world. The sports world needs me, and I cannot die on my fans."
He grabs the first parachute and jumps out of the plane.
The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, says:
"I am the wife of the former President of the United States. I am the Senator of New York and I have a good chance of being President of the United States in the future."
She grabs a parachute and jumps off the plane.
The third passenger, George W. Bush, says:
"I am the President of the United States of America. I have huge responsibilities in the world. Besides, I am the smartest President in the history of the country, and I can’t shun my responsibility to my people by dying."
He grabs a pack and jumps from the plane.
The fourth passenger is the Pope, who says to the fifth passenger, a young school boy:
"I am old. I have lived my life as a good person, as a priest should, and so I shall leave the last parachute to you, so you shall have the rest of your life ahead of you."
To this, the little boy says:
"Don’t fret, old man ..... There’s a parachute for each of us. The smartest President of America took my schoolbag."