[Humor] Pipes of Peace

CRIME DOESN'T PLAY

A woman drives downtown to the library. She parks out front and goes inside. A few minutes later as she stands in the book check-out line she remembers — she left her husband's bagpipes in full view in the back seat! Dropping the books, she runs from the library and out to the street .....

But it's too late. The back window has been totally smashed out and someone has left a second set of bagpipes next to his on the seat!

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WHAT A GUY

It has been said that the definition of a gentleman
is someone who knows how to play the bagpipes,
but doesn't.

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TERROR TACTICS

I suppose you have all heard about the terrorists
who captured a bus load of bagpipe players
and threatened to release one each day
until their demands were met!