[Adult] High Rollers

CHURCH ANNOUNCEMENTS:
The Pastor would like to thank all of you who paid your tithes last week.>With the high price of gas -- every little bit helps. And, he> wanted us to mention that if you write a check, please make sure that it>does not bounce. He said that you are still encouraged to pay your> tithes and God only wants 10%, but if your check bounces we gone take >25%.>> From the health ministry: The usher board has asked those frequent>shouters who routinely pass out on the altar to please wear clean> underwear. Let your praise be holy, not your draws. Amen.>> The deacon board has brought this to our attention also if you are one of>the people that got tapped on your shoulder Sunday morning, make> sure you pick up your Altoids at the hospitality desk before entering the>sanctuary. Saints, let's not let our breath hinder our neighbor's praise.>> Special Note: We would like to apologize for those who came out to the>Youth Explosion conference last night. The youth choir's remix of> Shake that Laffy Taffy was totally unexpected. The youth director has >been>reprimanded and will issue a formal apology Sunday morning. Also, for> those who witnessed Mother Green getting up and doing the Laffy Taffy>dance, and are concerned, she is doing fine. She is in Methodist North> recovering well.>> Saints, don't forget about the Chitlin dinner this evening. If you >haven't>already placed your order, call the church office. And for> those who are a little skeptical after the last Chitlin dinner, please>feel at ease knowing that Pastor Happy has prayed over the Chitlins and no>one> from the Drug Rehab Ministry was involved in the preparation this time.>> Pastor has requested that all "dark-skinned" members sit in the light>during night service. Last Wednesday he heard voices in the dark and> thought they were demons.>> Please govern yourselves.