[Adult] Cook The Books

A mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him out of > > > > > > ten million bucks. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got > > > the job in the first place. It was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper > > > would > > > not hear anything that he might have to testify about in court. > > > > > > When the Godfather goes to confront the bookkeeper about his missing > > > $10 million, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language. > > > The Godfather tells the lawyer "Ask him where the 10 million bucks he > > > embezzled from me is." The attorney, using sign >language, asks the > > > bookkeeper where the money is. The Bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know > > > what you are talking about." The attorney tells the Godfather: "He > > > says > > > he doesn't know what you' re talking about." The Godfather pulls out a > > > pistol, puts it the bookkeeper's temple and says, "Ask him again!" The > > > attorney signs to the bookkeeper: "He'll kill you if you don't tell > > > him!" > > > > > > The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown > > > briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in > > > Queens > > > The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?" The attorney > > > replies: "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger." > > > > > > Don't you just love lawyers?