[Humor] Super Savers

CUT THAT OUT
A big company offered $50 for each money-saving idea submitted by its employees.
First prize went to the employee who suggested the award be cut to $25.

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DAS BOOT
Sven was going for his morning walk one day, when he walked past Olaf's house and saw a sign that said Boat For Sale. This confused Sven because he knew that Olaf didn't own a boat, so he finally decided to go in and ask Olaf about it. "Hey Olaf," said Steve, "I notice da sign in your yard dat says 'Boat For Sale,' but ya ain't never been fishin' and ya don't even have a boat. All ya have is your old broken down tractor and combine." Olaf calmly replied, "Ya sure, dat's right, and dey are boat for sale."

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"Cats have intercepted my footsteps at the ankle for so long
that my gait, both at home and on tour, has been compared to
that of a man wading through low surf."
~ Roy Blount, Jr.

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YOU CALL IT MADNESS
Two long time golfers were standing at the 3rd tee overlooking the river.
One golfer looked to the other and said, "Look at those idiots fishin' in the rain."


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What do you call a blonde who has dyed her hair black?
Artificial Intelligence.