[Interest] Mother Knows Best

Somebody said it takes about six weeks to get back tonormal after you've had a baby .... somebody doesn't know thatonce you're a mother, "normal" is history.Somebody said you learn how to be a mother by instinct, somebodynever took a three-year-old shopping.Somebody said being a mother is boring ..... somebody never rode in acar driven by a teenager with a driver's permit.Somebody said if you're a "good" mother, your child will"turn out good"....somebody thinks a child comes with directionsand a guarantee.Somebody said "good" mothers never raise their voices ...somebody never came out the back door just in time to see herchild hit a golf ball through the neighbor's kitchen window.Somebody said you don't need an education to be amother.... somebody never helped a fourth grader with his math.Somebody said you can't love the second child as much asyou love the first .. somebody doesn't have two children.Somebody said a mother can find all the answers to herchild-rearing questions in the books... somebody never had achild stuff beans up his nose or in his ears.Somebody said the hardest part of being a mother is labourand delivery....somebody never watched her "baby" get on the busfor the first day of kindergarten or on a plane headed formilitary "boot camp."Somebody said a mother can do her job with her eyes closedand one hand tied behind her back ....somebody never organizedseven giggling Brownies to sell cookies.Somebody said a mother can stop worrying after her childgets married....somebody doesn't know that marriage adds a newson or daughter-in-law to a mother's heartstrings.Somebody said a mother's job is done when her last childleaves home....somebody never had grandchildren.Somebody said your mother knows you love her, so you don'tneed to tell her... somebody isn't a mother.