[Humor] Family Health Plan

A man suffered a serious heart attack which required >> bypass surgery . He >> Awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of >> nuns at a Catholic >> Hospital. >> >> As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions about >> how he was going >> To pay for his treatment. She asked if he had health >> insurance. He replied, >> In a raspy voice, "No health insurance." The nun asked if >> he had money in >> The bank. >> He replied, "No money in the bank." >> >> The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help >> you?" He said, "I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun." >> The nun became agitated and loudly announced, "Nuns are >> not spinsters! >> Nuns are married to God." >> >> The patient replied, " Then send the bill to my >> brother-in-law."