Tuesday, July 24, 2007

[Humor] Sleep Tight

After working most of her life Grandma finally retired. At her nextcheckup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicinesthat had been prescribed for her.As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as herealized she had a prescription for birth control pills. "Mrs. Smith,do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?" “Yes, they help me sleep at night.”"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in thesethat could possibly help you sleep!"She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee. "Yes, dear, I knowthat. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass oforange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks . . . and believeme, it helps me sleep at night."

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