[Adult] It's A Guy Thing

Subject: Fw: Why men don't write advice columns.......
see following example from a Man (News Column Advisor)...

Dear Bob:I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving myhusband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than amile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to ahalt.I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn'tbelieve my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbor lady making madpassionate love to her.I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years.When I confronted him, he tried to make it sound like he went into theback yard and heard a lady scream, had come to her rescue and found herunconscious. He'd carried the woman back to our house, laid her in bed,and began CPR. When she awoke she immediately began thanking him andkissing him and he was attempting to break free when I came back. Butwhen I asked him why neither of them had any clothes on, he broke downand admitted that he'd been having an affair for the past six months.I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job sixmonths ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed andworthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatumhe has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through tohim anymore. Can you please help?Sincerely,Mrs. Sheila U.Dear Sheila:A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by avariety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is nodebris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the Jubilee clips holdingthe vacuum hoses onto the intake manifold. If none of these approachessolves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty,causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber.I hope this helps.Bob