Sunday, December 30, 2007

[Interest] And A Happy New Year

~*~ YOUR CONTRACT ~*~

After serious & cautious consideration.....
your contract of friendship
has been renewed for the New Year 2008! It was a very hard decision to make.
So try not to screw it up!!!
My Wish for You in 2008 May peace break into your house
and may thieves come to steal your debts.
May the pockets of your jeans
become a magnet of $100 bills.
May love stick to your face like Vaseline
and may laughter assault your lips!
May your clothes smell of success
like smoking tires
and may happiness slap you across the face
and may your tears be that of joy.
May the problems you had
forget your home address!
In simple words ............ May 2008 be the best year of your life!!!

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