[Humor] Hard At Work

DOING TIME

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer:


PRISON
You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell

WORK You spend most of your time in an 6X6 cubicle


PRISON
You get three meals a day, fully paid for

WORK You get a break for one meal and
you have to pay for it

PRISON
For good behavior, you get time off
WORK For good behavior, you get more work

PRISON
The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you

WORK
You must carry a security card
and open all the doors yourself

PRISON
You can watch TV and play games

WORK You could get fired for watching
TV and playing games

PRISON
You get your own toilet


WORK You have to share the toilet with
people who pee on the seat

PRISON
They allow your family and friends to visit
WORK You aren't even supposed to speak
to your family
PRISON
All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required


WORK You must pay all your expenses to go
to work, and they deduct taxes from
your salary to pay for prisoners

PRISON
You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
WORK You spend most of your time wanting
to get out and go inside bars

PRISON
You must deal with sadistic wardens
WORK
They are called "managers"

THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE.


Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to check emails.