[Interest] Anyone Can Morph

Morphobia
(The fear that there are more of these adulterated words)
The Washington Post asked readers to change one letter in a common word and then write a new definition for it.
•• Wisenheifer. A calf who sneaks up and tips over sleeping cows.
•• Idiotarod. An annual Alaskan race in which morons pull huskies sitting on sleds.
•• Dummary. An unnecessary explanation of a patently obvious concept (e.g.: ““Dummary: an unnecessary explanation of a patently obvious concept””).
•• Eficient. Extremely efficient.
•• Palindromeo. Casanova von Asac, a legendary 18th-century seducer, later revealed to have gone both ways.

LUBBERWORT IS ANOTHER WORD FOR JUNK FOOD.