[Interest] Act Your Age

SHOP AROUND
You are in the middle of some kind of project around the
> house. Mowing the
> lawn, putting a new fence in, painting the living room, or
> whatever. You
> are hot and sweaty. Covered in dirt or paint. You have
> your old work
> clothes on. You know the outfit, shorts with the hole in
> crotch, old
> t-shirt with a stain from who knows what, and an old pair
> of tennis shoes.
>
>
> Right in the middle of this great home improvement project
> you realize you
> need to run to Wal-Mart to get something to help complete
> the job.
>
> Depending on your age you might do the following:
>
> In your 20's: Stop what you are doing. Shave, take a
> shower, blow dry your
> hair, brush your teeth, floss, and put on clean clothes.
> Check yourself in
> the mirror and flex. Add a dab of your favorite cologne
> because you never
> know, you just might meet some hot chick while standing in
> the checkout
> lane. You went to school with the pretty girl running the
> register.
>
>
>
> In your 30's: Stop what you are doing, put on clean
> shorts and shirt.
> Change shoes. You married the hot chick so no need for
> much else. Wash
> your hands and comb your hair. Check yourself in the
> mirror. Still got it.
> Add a shot of your favorite cologne to cover the smell.
> The cute girl
> running the register is the kid sister to someone you went
> to school with.
> >
>
> In your 40's: Stop what you are doing. Put a
> sweatshirt that is long
> enough to cover the hole in the crotch of your shorts.
> Put on different
> shoes and a hat. Wash your hands. Your bottle of Brut
> Cologne is almost
> empty so you don't want to waste any of it on a trip to
> Wal-Mart. Check
> yourself in the mirror and do more sucking in than flexing.
> The spicy young
> thing running the register is your daughter's age and
> you feel weird
> thinking she is spicy.
>
>
>
> In your 50's: Stop what you are doing. Put a hat on,
> wipe the dirt off
> your hands onto your shirt. Change shoes because you
> don't want to get dirt
> in your new sports car. Check yourself in the mirror and
> you swear not to
> wear that shirt anymore because it makes you look fat. The
> cutie running
> the register smiles when she sees you coming and you think
> you still have
> it. Then you remember the hat you have on is from
> Buddy's Bait & Beer Bar
> and it says, "I Got Worms."
>
>
>
> In your 60's: Stop what you are doing. No need for a
> hat anymore. Hose
> the dog s__t off your shoes. The mirror was shattered when
> you were in your
> 50's. You hope you have underwear on so nothing hangs
> out the hole in your
> pants. The girl running the register may be cute but you
> don't have your
> glasses on so you are not sure.
>
> >
> In your 70's: Stop what you are doing. Wait to go to
> Wal-Mart until they
> have your prescriptions ready too. Don't even notice
> the dog s_ _t on your
> shoes. The young thing at the register smiles at you
> because you remind her
> of her grandfather.
>
>
>
> In your 80's: Stop what you are doing. Start again.
> Then stop again. Now
> you remember you needed to go to Wal-Mart. Go to Wal-Mart
> and wander around
> trying to think what it is you are looking for. Fart out
> loud and you think
> someone called out your name. You went to school with the
> old lady who
> greeted you at the front door.