[Interest] There Oughta Be A Law

LAWS OF ULTIMATE REALITY
Law of Mechanical Repair-After your hands are coated with grease your nose will begin to itch & you'll have to pee.
Law of Gravity-When dropped, any tool will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of Probability-The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Law of Random Numbers-If you dial a wrong # you never get a busy signal... someone always answers.
Law of the Alibi-If you tell the boss you were late because you had a flat tire, next morning you'll have one.
Variation Law-If you change lines/traffic lanes, the one you were in will always move faster than the one you're in now...every time.
Law of the Bath-When the body's fully immersed, the phone rings.
Law of Close Encounters-The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you're with someone you don't wanna be seen with.
Law of Result-When you try to prove a machine won't work, it will.
Law of Biomechanics-The severity of an itch is inversely proportional to reach.
Law of Theater-At any event the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last (works on planes/buses too)
Law of Starbuck-As soon as you sit with a cup of coffee your boss asks you to do something lasting until it's cold.
Murphy's Law of Lockers-If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they'll have adjacent lockers.
Law of Physical Surface-The chance of an open face sandwich landing face down on a floor is directly related to the newness/cost of the carpet.
Law of Logical Argument-Anything's possible if you don't know what you're talking about.
Brown's Law of Physical Appearance-If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
Oliver's Law of Public Speaking-A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy-When you find a product you like, they stop making it.
Doctors Law-If you don't feel well, make an appt to go to the doctor...by the time you get there, you feel better. Don't & you stay sick.