Monday, June 4, 2007

[Adult] Calling All Fairies

Worlds Shortest Fairy Tale:
Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me?" The guy said, No," and the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny, never woke up in the middle of the night from loud snoring and was never farted on.
The End

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