[Interest] The Simple Life

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES>> >>> > 1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic.>> > Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and>> > presto, the blockage will be almost instantly removed.>> >>> > 2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing>> > vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while>> > you chop.>> >>> > 3. You can avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting>> > the toilet seat just by using the sink.>> >>> > 4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut>> > yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the>> > pressure in your veins. Remember to use an egg timer.>> >>> > 5. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will>> > prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep>> > after you hit the snooze button.>> >>> > 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of>> > laxatives. Then you will be afraid to cough.>> >>> > 7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a>> > hammer. You will forget all about the toothache.>> >>> > 8. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules>> > of life really are:>> >>> > In life, you only need two tools - WD-40 and Duct Tape.>> > If it doesn't move but should, use the WD-40.>> > If it should not move and does, use the duct tape.>> >>> > 9. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to>> > know them. (Personally, I think this should be number one.)>> >>> > 10. Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.>>>>>>>>>> Have a great day!