[Humor] Food of the Dogs

The next time someone asks you a really stupid question will you have the courage to respond like this guy?

He was buying a large bag of Purina Dog Chow at Wal-Mart and was about to check out. The woman behind him asked if he had a dog. (What did she think he had, an elephant?)
He told her that no, he didn't have a dog, but he was starting on the famous Purina Dog Chow Diet again. He said that he probably shouldn't, because the last time he'd ended up in the hospital. He had lost 50 pounds, but woke up in the intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of his orifices and IVs in both arms.

He assured her that it was essentially a perfect diet. The way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina Dog Chow nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. But, since the food is nutritionally complete, he was going to try it again. (At this point, practically everyone in the check-out lines was enthralled with the guy and his story.)

But, horrified, the woman asked if he ended up in intensive care because the dog food had poisoned him.
He smiled and told her that no, he had stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's butt and a car had hit them both.

The guy behind her in line was laughing so hard he practically had a heart attack!

And, Wal-Mart won't let him shop there anymore.