GIVE TILL IT HELPS
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago.
Nothing is
moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, "what happened, what's
the hold up?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped George Bush, Dick Cheney and Connie Rice.
They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going
to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from
car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?"
"About a gallon."
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