[Adult] Get A Job

AT YOUR SERVICEA guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the>counter and says, "Hi . . . You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd>really rather have a job".>>>The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent.We>just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a>chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive>around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes.>>Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to>escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two bedroom>apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year".>>>The guy says, "You're bullsh***ing me!">>>The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."