[Humor] It's A Dog's Life

Dogs and Computers: Same or Different? Favorite Food Dogs: kibbles Computers: bits Method used to end undesirable behavior Dogs: hit with rolled up newspaper Computers: hit control-alt-delete After destruction of personal property Dogs: dog not found Computers: file not found Favorite trick Dogs: roll over Computers: play dead Comic-page hero Dogs: Dogbert Computers: Dilbert Fun way to mess with their heads Dogs: peanut butter on roof of mouth Computers: peanut butter in CD-ROM drive Consequence of virus Dogs: replace valuable carpeting Computers: replace valuable data Widely ignored government mandate Dogs: leash law Computers: Communications Decency Act Waste disposal tool Dogs: pooper-scooper Computers: uninstaller Sensitive internal procedures Dogs: must be undertaken by fully qualified professional Computers: may be undertaken by that guy at work who fixed one kind of like this once Method of marking territory Dogs: lifting leg Computers: "Designed for Windows 95" Unique behavior Dogs: lick and drag Computers: click-and-drag Inexplicable physical feature Dogs: dewclaw Computers: scroll lock key Estimated lifespan Dogs: 12 years Computers: 12 months At end of useful life Dogs: euthanasia Computers: tax deduction