[Adult] Have I Got A Day For You!

Today is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers DayDo you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't give a darn about?Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you?Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty, you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch?Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it?Do you have a co-worker who speaks another language (i.e. Broken English, Spanish, Ebonics, French, Italian, Jamaican Patois, Pig Latin, Chinese, Japanese, etc.) loudly and frequently enough that you stop caring what they are talking about?Do you have a co-worker who tells the most ridiculous jokes EVERY SINGLE DAY?Do you have a co-worker who swears they aren't on a personal telephone call but you know all of their personal business? (TMI - Constantly)Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially announce tomorrow asSLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY!There are the rules you must follow:You can only slap one person per hour - no more.You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant.No illegal weapons are allowed...nothing other than a stapler, a hole-punch, telephone receiver, keyboard or optical mouse may be used.CURSING IS MANDATORY!After you have slapped the recipient, your "assault" must be followed with something like "cause I'm sick of your stupid-a$$ always messing stuff up!"If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the irritant], you are allowed toLIE, LIE, LIE!Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping.....and have a great day