Monday, December 11, 2006
[Adult] My Little Chickadee
What a Coincidence!A chicken farmer went into a local tavern andtook a seat at the bar next to a woman patronand orders a glass of champagne. The womanperks up and says, "How about that? I justordered a glass of champagne too!"He turned to her and said, "What a coincidence."He continued, "This is a special day for me,I'm celebrating.""This is a special day for me, too, and I'm alsocelebrating!" says the woman."What a coincidence." says the man. Theyclinked glasses and he asked, "What are youcelebrating?""My husband and I have been trying to havea child. Today, my gynecologist told me I'mpregnant!"What a coincidence." says the man. "I'm achicken farmer. For years all my hens wereinfertile, but today they're finally fertile.""That's great!" says the woman, "How did yourchickens become fertile?""I switched roosters," he replied."What a coincidence," she said.
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