[Interest] The Root Of All Evil

MoneyIt can buy a houseBut not a homeIt can buy a clockBut not timeIt can buy you a positionBut not respectIt can buy you a bedBut not sleepIt can buy you a bookBut not knowledgeIt can buy you medicineBut not healthIt can buy you bloodBut not lifeSo you see money isn't everythingAnd it often causes pain and sufferingI tell you this because I am your friendAnd as your friend I want toTake away your pain and suffering!!SoSend me all your moneyAnd I will suffer for you!Cash only please! After all, what are friends for, huh??Let me know if you need my address