[Humor] Teddy Bears Picnic

NOT OUT OF THE WOODSAn Atheist was walking through the woods."What majestic trees"!"What powerful rivers"!"What beautiful animals"! he said to himself. Ashe was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behindhim. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly charge towards him. Heran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw thatthe bear was closing in on him. He looked over his shoulder again, and thebear was even closer. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pickhimself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for himwith his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him. At that instant theAtheist cried out, "Oh my God!"Time Stopped.The bear froze.The forest was silent.As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. "Youdeny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and evencredit creation to cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of thispredicament? Am I to count you as a believer"?The Atheist looked directly into the light, "It would behypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as a Christian now, butperhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian"?"Very Well," said the voice.The light went out.The sounds of the forest resumed.The bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his headand spoke: "Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thybounty through Christ Our Lord....Amen!