[Humor] Travel Is Broadening

G'DAY, MATE!These are from potential visitors. They were posted on anAustralian Tourism Website and the answers are the actualresponses by the website officials, who obviously have asnide sense of humor.Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seenit rain on TV, so how do the plants grow? (UK).A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit aroundwatching them die.Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)A: Depends how much you've been drinking.Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow therailroad tracks? (Sweden)A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water.Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Australia? (Sweden)A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can yousend me a list of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville andHervey Bay? (UK)A: What did your last slave die of?Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia? (USA)A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south ofEurope. Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of thePacific which does not... oh forget it. Sure, the hipporacing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked.Q: Which direction is North in Australia? (USA)A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when youget here and we'll send the rest of the directions.Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia? (UK)A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country borderingGer-man-y, which is...oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna BoysChoir plays every Tuesday night in Kings Cross, straightafter the hippo races. Come naked.Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia? (UK)A: You are a British politician, right?Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk availableall year round? (Germany)A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk is illegal.